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    1. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.

    2. When I get to work, I first hide. Because a good worker is hard to find.

    3. Communicating with a toddler is difficult. It's like trying to explain what color the number 4 smells like...

    4. What's a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.

    5. You come from dust and you will return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I know.

    6. And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly rich.

    7. My life is a struggle of constantly wanting to go out and have fun with people and also simultaneously trying to avoid all human contact.

    8. Thou shall not try me. - Mood 24:7

    9. We're all brave in our own way. For example, I am not afraid of raw cookie dough.

    10. The awkward moment when you're wearing nike's and you can't do it.

    11. Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.

    12. I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

    13. Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

    14. If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

     

    15. If you wanna impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

    16. I don't have ducks. They are not in a row. I have squirrels. They are at a rave.

    17. I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

    18. Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it.

    19. I wish people came with a 30 second trailer. So I can see what I'm getting myself into.


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  • 19 Funny Quotes You Can Relate To 💜🙏
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    1. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.

    2. When I get to work, I first hide. Because a good worker is hard to find.

    3. Communicating with a toddler is difficult. It's like trying to explain what color the number 4 smells like...

    4. What's a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.

    5. You come from dust and you will return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I know.

    6. And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly rich.

    7. My life is a struggle of constantly wanting to go out and have fun with people and also simultaneously trying to avoid all human contact.

    8. Thou shall not try me. - Mood 24:7

    9. We're all brave in our own way. For example, I am not afraid of raw cookie dough.

    10. The awkward moment when you're wearing nike's and you can't do it.

    11. Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.

    12. I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

    13. Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

    14. If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

     

    15. If you wanna impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

    16. I don't have ducks. They are not in a row. I have squirrels. They are at a rave.

    17. I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

    18. Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it.

    19. I wish people came with a 30 second trailer. So I can see what I'm getting myself into.


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