• 50 Brutally Honest Grandmas Who Have No Filter

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    Grandmas are some of the best people in life. They’re sweet, kind, caring, and compassionate. At least, most of them are! Some of them, however, are downright mean and shockingly savage.

    These brutal grandmas have no filters whatsoever, speaking their mind without a care for the consequences. People have been sharing stories about the ruthless old ladies in their lives and here are 50 of the funniest examples we found!


     

    1) Damn, Grandma!

     

    Grandmas are known for being loving and supportive, no matter what, but that isn’t always the case! When a girl was just 5 years old, she was playing piano for the whole family. When she finished up, she saw that only one person wasn’t clapping: her grandma. When she asked why, grandma simply responded “I only clap if it’s good.”

     

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    2) Absolutely Savage

     

    It’s always exciting to bring home a boyfriend or girlfriend and introduce them to your family. When she was 19, a girl happily brought her boyfriend over to her grandma’s house to let them meet for the first time. The very first words out of grandma’s mouth were “So Ben, I see you like fat chicks.”

     

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    3) Boom!

     

    Coming out to family members is always a big deal, but one grandma made the whole experience seem like far less of a big deal with her hilarious response. A member of the family shared the news that they were gay at a family gathering. Grandma immediately responded with “It’s about time! I thought you would have found Narnia after spending so long in the closet.”

     

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    4) A Valuable Life Lesson

     

    One of the best things about grandparents is how much they have to teach us. We can learn a lot from their experiences, and they often enjoy passing their wisdom onto us. When a girl asked her grandma if she had any regrets, looking back on her life, the old lady responded, plainly and simply, “I didn’t tell enough people to f*** off!” It’s brutal, but it’s a fair point.

     

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    5) Time To Apply Some Burn Cream

     

    One girl remembers sitting around painting her nails one day. Her grandma walked over to get a closer look. The girl showed off her nails, hoping her grandma would make a nice comment. Instead, the old lady said “What a nice shade of whore red” before walking away. The girl probably never used that color again!

     

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    6) Just A Little Awkward

     

    A girl was dating a guy who was quite a lot taller than her. She’d been worrying about the height difference between them and thought it might cause some issues or make them look a little strange out on the street. When she shared these concerns with her grandma, the old lady’s response was clear: “Height doesn’t matter when you’re on your back.” It’s a fair point, but had to be a little embarrassing to hear!

     

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    7) It’s True

     

    A girl was attending a big family gathering. She noticed that her grandma was sitting alone in the corner, laughing to herself with nobody around. The girl went over and asked her grandm what was so funny. She responded “Everyone in here is alive because I got laid.”

     

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    8) Merry Christmas To You Too

     

    Many people receive lovely Christmas messages and cards from their grandmas, usually filled with kindness and kisses. One person, however, received a card with these words written inside: “Maybe next year you’ll make us proud.” Their grandma definitely missed the point of the festive season.

     

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    9) Mean Grandma Strikes Again

     

    Mean grandmas can insult us even on social media! A girl once posted a selfie on Facebook. The photo got a bunch of likes and nice comments from friends and family, but then her grandma wrote a comment that shattered the girl’s self-esteem into a thousand pieces. The grandma wrote “How stunning would you be if you lost weight?”

     

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    10) Hard Drinker

     

    Many people make the mistake of thinking of grandmas as fragile and delicate, due to their old age and appearance. In reality, grandmas can be just as tough and hardcore as people half their age! For a girl’s 21st birthday, her grandma got her a bottle of vodka and offered to share it with her. The young girl quickly tapped out, unable to keep up with her hard-drinking granny. In response, grandma called her a “wuss”.

     

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    11) Well Said

     

    Three cheers for this grandma! She was standing in line at a grocery store and speaking Spanish to her husband. Some rude people behind told her to “Learn to speak English. This is America!” The grandma turned around and said “F*** you! Is that enough English for you?”

     

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    12) So Judgmental

     

    When we’re young and cute and small, our grandmas shower us with love and affection. But as we grow older and develop our identities, their reactions can sometimes start to change. When one girl got her nose pierced and started wearing punk-style clothes, her grandma told her, “You used to be my favorite granddaughter.”

     

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    13) You Win

     

    Grandmas (and grandpas) can often help to put things in perspective for us, reminding us to enjoy life and savor our youth while we can, as well as pointing out that our problems might not be as big as they seem. When one girl complained that all her friends were getting married, her grandma quickly replied “Oh yeah? Well, all my friends are dying!”

     

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    14) Just Plain Cruel

     

    This one is hilarious, but we feel a little bad for laughing about it! One guy revealed that his grandma once told him she used his kindergarten photo to scare rats away from her home.

     

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    15) Watch Your Language, Grandma

     

    Sometimes, grandmas can surprise us out of nowhere, turning a simple and innocent conversation into something totally different! One young man was telling his grandma all about his pet cat. He told her how the cat liked to sleep between his knees. Seeing an opportunity she couldn’t pass up, the grandma quipped “Well, that’s as close to a p**** as you’ll ever get!”

     

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    16) Gee, Thanks Grandma

     

    Grandmas are the best at giving gifts. When we’re little, they shower us with candy and toys. And even when we get older, they still enjoy giving us gifts for special occasions or at any time of year, purely to show their love and care. One young woman opened a gift from her grandma – it was a stuffed animal, but it had a zipper on the back. She felt something inside, so unzipped the animal. Inside, she found a ‘grown-up toy’ and a little note saying “You seem stressed, love ya!”

     

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    17) What A Joker

     

    Grandmas can be super sneaky! One guy was happy when his 90-year-old grandma asked him for a hug before he left to go to the store. Minutes later, he was in the store, minding his own business, when some kid walked up and kicked him. He then learned that his grandma had stuck a “Kick me” sign to his back!

     

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    18) Dating Advice From Grandma

     

    Grandmas often give the best advice and can help us out in all aspects of life. When a granddaughter told her grandma she was currently single, the grandma was pleased. She responded by saying that “playing the field” was the best thing to do at her age.

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr



     

    19) It’s Not A Competition, Grandma…

     

    One guy once noticed his grandma had a very unusual habit. Each time one of her old classmates or friends from school died, she’d bring out her old high school yearbook and draw a huge X over their photo. Pretty creepy!

     

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    20) This Grandma Knows Her Priorities

     

    A young man was on the phone to his grandma when he suddenly got cut off, hearing nothing but the dial tone. He later learned that Judge Judy was about to start, so his grandma had simply hung up on him so she didn’t miss a second of her favorite show.

     

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    21) Think Of The Savings

     

    One guy revealed that his grandma always sent him used birthday cards to celebrate his big day each year. She even reused old envelopes too. Maybe she was doing it for the planet, trying to inspire him to recycle. Maybe she was just trying to save some cash. Or maybe she was just a bit of a meanie!

     

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    22) Even At The End

     

    Right up until her very last minutes on this Earth, one grandma carried on being mean. One of the last things she ever said to her granddaughter, while lying on her death bed, was “You really should stop wearing your hair like that.”

     

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    23) Grandma Doesn’t Give A Damn

     

    The funniest grandmas are those that have no filters, always speaking their minds and not caring what anyone thinks. This kind of behavior can have hilarious and harsh results! During one family get-together, a grandma was heard saying that if she could jump in a time machine and start her life over, she’d choose not to have kids. Her own son was standing right next to her at the time!

     

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    24) The Perfect Response

     

    This one is quite a cute story. A guy decided it was time to tell his grandma that he was bisexual. He wasn’t sure how she’d respond, but started to laugh when she said “You’ve always been greedy!” and gave him a big hug.

     

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    25) TMI, Grandma

     

    The best grandmas love us for who we are and accept us entirely. They don’t judge us or criticize us. However, it can still be intimidating when we have to share some big news with them, not totally sure how they might respond. A girl asked her grandma if she was okay with the fact that the girl was gay. The grandma responded “Lesbian sex is the best!”

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr

     

    26) What Did I Do?!

     

    One poor girl was insulted by her grandma despite doing nothing wrong! Her sister got pregnant while still being single and unmarried. After learning the news, the surprised grandma told the other girl “We always thought it would be you.”

     

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    27) Pretty Harsh

     

    When a young man decided to tell his grandma he was gay, he definitely wasn’t expecting the response she gave! She didn’t react with anger or fear. She simply said “I always knew girls weren’t going to like you.” That’s pretty harsh, grandma!

     

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    28) A Cheeky Trick

     

    Grandmas are famous for their baking skills. They love to make cakes and cookies for their loved ones, but sometimes, the recipes could use a little work! One guy got a bunch of sugar cookies filled with jalapenos from his grandma in the mail after moving to college. She included a note, saying that the cookies proved she’d been thinking of him, but she decided to add jalapenos so he wouldn’t eat them and gain weight.

     

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    29) The Wise Old Catfish

     

    One grandma proved herself to be a master prankster when it was revealed that she’d been catfishing guys using her own granddaughter’s pictures! She’d been using the pics since the girl was just 17, adding them to dating apps and sites to trick men and getting a lot of laughs in the process.

     

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    30) That’s One Way To Get Grandkids

     

    Many older ladies want to have lots of grandkids and sometimes take matters into their own hands if they feel their children aren’t having much success in the romance department. When she saw an attractive cashier in a store, one old lady decided to give her a picture of her son and say “You look like my future daughter-in-law.”

     

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    31) Bark At The Moon

     

    A guy and his girlfriend decided to take the guy’s grandma out to a rock concert. It was late at night, and there was a full moon in the sky. Out of nowhere, the grandma cried out “Nothing turns me on like a full moon!” and started to howl like a wolf. Maybe she missed her meds that day?

     

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    32) How Kind…

     

    A woman was thrilled to welcome her new baby into the world. Her mom arrived, and the new grandma immediately held the baby in her arms, saying “You’re so beautiful! There’s no way those two made you!”

     

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    33) It’s Not Just A Game

     

    Grandmas often enjoy playing old card games with their grandkids, but you have to be careful! Some grandmas might just take the game casually and even let you win, but others get very competitive. One guy shared the story of how his grandma called him a “cheating [expletive]” and flipped the table over after losing a close game of gin rummy.

     

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    34) Say ‘Thank You’

     

    A woman once got a belt as a gift from her husband’s grandma. The old lady said that the belt was way too big for her, adding “I figured it would fit you just fine.”

     

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    35) This Grandma Knows No Shame

     

    Many of us love our grandparents because of how kind and supportive they are. They show us nothing but love and care. Unfortunately, that isn’t the case for everyone! One girl once heard her grandma say “I always thought Natalie was a white trash name.” The girl’s name was Natalie.

     

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    36) You Have To Earn It

     

    It can be quite scary for people to meet their partner’s parents and families. One girl was invited to her boyfriend’s family gathering. There, she met his grandma and they got on very well. The grandma gave the girl a big hug at the end and said she’d been happy to meet her. The girl said “I’m glad I have your approval!” but the grandma replied, “Oh, dear, just because we like you doesn’t mean we approve!”

     

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    37) This Grandma Knows Her Memes

     

    Many grandmas can barely work a keyboard or phone, let alone keep up with all the modern internet jokes and memes out there. Some of them, however, still act like teens and surprise us with their pop culture knowledge. When a 70-year-old grandma saw her grandson wearing some white Vans, she immediaely yelled out “Damn Daniel!” referencing the classic 2016 meme.

     

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    38) Hardcore!

     

    Grandmas are often very honest people. Sometimes, that honesty is brutal and hilarious all at once. When a grandma was asked if she’d be able to cook dinner for the whole family every single day, she responded by saying she’d rather take drugs.

     

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    39) Pray For Salvation

     

    Many older people are more religious than those of younger generations. Some of them like to remind us of this fact, as often as they possibly can! When a young woman simply commented that the weather was heating up, her grandma replied “You should start going to church more often because it’s even hotter in hell.” Ouch!

     

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    40) The Truth Comes Out

     

    Even the kindest grandma out there can have secret thoughts and opinions you might never know about. One old lady had hip surgery and was still feeling the effects of the drugs she’d been given, causing her to be a little more talkative than usual. She said to her granddaughter, “You’re not fat, you just look like a baby whale.”

     

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    41) That’s Just Mean

     

    When she was in college, one girl asked her grandma if she could teach her how to knit. She thought it would be a nice way for them to spend some quality time together, but she wasn’t expecting the grandma’s mean reply! The old lady agreed to the idea, saying “I think this will be good for you. It’ll keep your hands busy so you stop eating so much.”

     

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    42) Rambo Grandma Is Ready For Action

     

    Grandmas are sometimes seen as easy targets by thieves and other criminals. They tend to think that old ladies can’t defend themselves. However, one grandma proudly informed her family that she always carried a fully loaded pistol in her purse, ready for action if ever she finds herself in a dangerous situation.

     

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    43) So That’s How You Really Feel

     

    The whole family was celebrating when it was announced that a baby boy was on the way. Grandma immediately responded to the news by saying, in front of her only granddaughter, that “Granddaughters are good but grandsons are better.”

     

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    44) This Is Not How Grandmas Are Supposed To Behave

     

    A woman was eating out at a restaurant with her grandma. A baby was crying at a nearby table. The grandma stared over at the screaming infant and said “Can someone give that kid a plastic bag to play with?”

     

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    45) A Not-So-Happy Reunion

     

    After spending some time apart from our family members, it’s always exciting to see them again, but it doesn’t always go the way we hope! One girl hadn’t seen her grandma for over two years after being away at college. She finally met up with her at graduation. Upon seeing her granddaughter, the grandma said “You look a lot better in your Facebook pictures.”

     

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    46) Grandma Gets Her Own Theme Song

     

    One grandma randomly decided that her official ‘theme song’ was going to be hardcore party jam, Turn Down For What. Can you imagine that song blasting out every time your grandma walks into a room?

     

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    47) A Subliminal Message?

     

    One day, a girl’s mom was sitting on the couch and complained that she felt fat. The girl’s grandma promptly stood up and started walking out of the room, singing the words “It’s more than a feeling!”

     

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    48) Just For Laughs

     

    After breaking her leg, a grandma had to spend some time in a nursing home while she got better. Her roommate was very Christian and always had lots of visitors in the room. One day, just to mess with them and make herself laugh, the grandma told the visitors that she was a pagan.

     

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    49) Pretty Morbid

     

    As we’ve seen throughout this list, grandmas can be so brutal with their words. One very Catholic old lady once told her granddaughter that she actually wanted to die before the girl got married so that she didn’t have to attend a secular wedding. Cold as ice!

     

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    50) She’s The Boss

     

    This is quite a touching story to finish off the list. In quite a rough neighborhood where two rival gangs ruled the streets, most people were scared to even step outside or walk around in certain areas due to fears of violence. The only woman who could safely walk around wherever she liked was an old grandma because everyone respected her for the great work she’d done in the community. She knew nobody would mess with her and wasn’t going to be scared into staying home by anyone!

     

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    Wow! There are some pretty brutal grandmas out there, proving that the classic image of a sweet old lady baking cookies and always being kind isn’t always super accurate, after all.



    Have you ever had a grandma like this? Or were you one of the lucky ones to have nothing but sweet and supportive grandmas?

     

     

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    Grandmas are some of the best people in life. They’re sweet, kind, caring, and compassionate. At least, most of them are! Some of them, however, are downright mean and shockingly savage.

    These brutal grandmas have no filters whatsoever, speaking their mind without a care for the consequences. People have been sharing stories about the ruthless old ladies in their lives and here are 50 of the funniest examples we found!


     

    1) Damn, Grandma!

     

    Grandmas are known for being loving and supportive, no matter what, but that isn’t always the case! When a girl was just 5 years old, she was playing piano for the whole family. When she finished up, she saw that only one person wasn’t clapping: her grandma. When she asked why, grandma simply responded “I only clap if it’s good.”

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr

     

    2) Absolutely Savage

     

    It’s always exciting to bring home a boyfriend or girlfriend and introduce them to your family. When she was 19, a girl happily brought her boyfriend over to her grandma’s house to let them meet for the first time. The very first words out of grandma’s mouth were “So Ben, I see you like fat chicks.”

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr



    3) Boom!

     

    Coming out to family members is always a big deal, but one grandma made the whole experience seem like far less of a big deal with her hilarious response. A member of the family shared the news that they were gay at a family gathering. Grandma immediately responded with “It’s about time! I thought you would have found Narnia after spending so long in the closet.”

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr

     

    4) A Valuable Life Lesson

     

    One of the best things about grandparents is how much they have to teach us. We can learn a lot from their experiences, and they often enjoy passing their wisdom onto us. When a girl asked her grandma if she had any regrets, looking back on her life, the old lady responded, plainly and simply, “I didn’t tell enough people to f*** off!” It’s brutal, but it’s a fair point.

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr



    5) Time To Apply Some Burn Cream

     

    One girl remembers sitting around painting her nails one day. Her grandma walked over to get a closer look. The girl showed off her nails, hoping her grandma would make a nice comment. Instead, the old lady said “What a nice shade of whore red” before walking away. The girl probably never used that color again!

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr

     

    6) Just A Little Awkward

     

    A girl was dating a guy who was quite a lot taller than her. She’d been worrying about the height difference between them and thought it might cause some issues or make them look a little strange out on the street. When she shared these concerns with her grandma, the old lady’s response was clear: “Height doesn’t matter when you’re on your back.” It’s a fair point, but had to be a little embarrassing to hear!

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr



     

    7) It’s True

     

    A girl was attending a big family gathering. She noticed that her grandma was sitting alone in the corner, laughing to herself with nobody around. The girl went over and asked her grandm what was so funny. She responded “Everyone in here is alive because I got laid.”

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr

     

    8) Merry Christmas To You Too

     

    Many people receive lovely Christmas messages and cards from their grandmas, usually filled with kindness and kisses. One person, however, received a card with these words written inside: “Maybe next year you’ll make us proud.” Their grandma definitely missed the point of the festive season.

     

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    9) Mean Grandma Strikes Again

     

    Mean grandmas can insult us even on social media! A girl once posted a selfie on Facebook. The photo got a bunch of likes and nice comments from friends and family, but then her grandma wrote a comment that shattered the girl’s self-esteem into a thousand pieces. The grandma wrote “How stunning would you be if you lost weight?”

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr

     

    10) Hard Drinker

     

    Many people make the mistake of thinking of grandmas as fragile and delicate, due to their old age and appearance. In reality, grandmas can be just as tough and hardcore as people half their age! For a girl’s 21st birthday, her grandma got her a bottle of vodka and offered to share it with her. The young girl quickly tapped out, unable to keep up with her hard-drinking granny. In response, grandma called her a “wuss”.

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr



     

    11) Well Said

     

    Three cheers for this grandma! She was standing in line at a grocery store and speaking Spanish to her husband. Some rude people behind told her to “Learn to speak English. This is America!” The grandma turned around and said “F*** you! Is that enough English for you?”

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr



     

    12) So Judgmental

     

    When we’re young and cute and small, our grandmas shower us with love and affection. But as we grow older and develop our identities, their reactions can sometimes start to change. When one girl got her nose pierced and started wearing punk-style clothes, her grandma told her, “You used to be my favorite granddaughter.”

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr

     

    13) You Win

     

    Grandmas (and grandpas) can often help to put things in perspective for us, reminding us to enjoy life and savor our youth while we can, as well as pointing out that our problems might not be as big as they seem. When one girl complained that all her friends were getting married, her grandma quickly replied “Oh yeah? Well, all my friends are dying!”

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr

     

    14) Just Plain Cruel

     

    This one is hilarious, but we feel a little bad for laughing about it! One guy revealed that his grandma once told him she used his kindergarten photo to scare rats away from her home.

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr



     

    15) Watch Your Language, Grandma

     

    Sometimes, grandmas can surprise us out of nowhere, turning a simple and innocent conversation into something totally different! One young man was telling his grandma all about his pet cat. He told her how the cat liked to sleep between his knees. Seeing an opportunity she couldn’t pass up, the grandma quipped “Well, that’s as close to a p**** as you’ll ever get!”

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr

     

    16) Gee, Thanks Grandma

     

    Grandmas are the best at giving gifts. When we’re little, they shower us with candy and toys. And even when we get older, they still enjoy giving us gifts for special occasions or at any time of year, purely to show their love and care. One young woman opened a gift from her grandma – it was a stuffed animal, but it had a zipper on the back. She felt something inside, so unzipped the animal. Inside, she found a ‘grown-up toy’ and a little note saying “You seem stressed, love ya!”

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr



     

    17) What A Joker

     

    Grandmas can be super sneaky! One guy was happy when his 90-year-old grandma asked him for a hug before he left to go to the store. Minutes later, he was in the store, minding his own business, when some kid walked up and kicked him. He then learned that his grandma had stuck a “Kick me” sign to his back!

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr

     

    18) Dating Advice From Grandma

     

    Grandmas often give the best advice and can help us out in all aspects of life. When a granddaughter told her grandma she was currently single, the grandma was pleased. She responded by saying that “playing the field” was the best thing to do at her age.

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr



     

    19) It’s Not A Competition, Grandma…

     

    One guy once noticed his grandma had a very unusual habit. Each time one of her old classmates or friends from school died, she’d bring out her old high school yearbook and draw a huge X over their photo. Pretty creepy!

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr

     

    20) This Grandma Knows Her Priorities

     

    A young man was on the phone to his grandma when he suddenly got cut off, hearing nothing but the dial tone. He later learned that Judge Judy was about to start, so his grandma had simply hung up on him so she didn’t miss a second of her favorite show.

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr



     

    21) Think Of The Savings

     

    One guy revealed that his grandma always sent him used birthday cards to celebrate his big day each year. She even reused old envelopes too. Maybe she was doing it for the planet, trying to inspire him to recycle. Maybe she was just trying to save some cash. Or maybe she was just a bit of a meanie!

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr

     

    22) Even At The End

     

    Right up until her very last minutes on this Earth, one grandma carried on being mean. One of the last things she ever said to her granddaughter, while lying on her death bed, was “You really should stop wearing your hair like that.”

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr



     

    23) Grandma Doesn’t Give A Damn

     

    The funniest grandmas are those that have no filters, always speaking their minds and not caring what anyone thinks. This kind of behavior can have hilarious and harsh results! During one family get-together, a grandma was heard saying that if she could jump in a time machine and start her life over, she’d choose not to have kids. Her own son was standing right next to her at the time!

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr

     

    24) The Perfect Response

     

    This one is quite a cute story. A guy decided it was time to tell his grandma that he was bisexual. He wasn’t sure how she’d respond, but started to laugh when she said “You’ve always been greedy!” and gave him a big hug.

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr



     

    25) TMI, Grandma

     

    The best grandmas love us for who we are and accept us entirely. They don’t judge us or criticize us. However, it can still be intimidating when we have to share some big news with them, not totally sure how they might respond. A girl asked her grandma if she was okay with the fact that the girl was gay. The grandma responded “Lesbian sex is the best!”

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr

     

    26) What Did I Do?!

     

    One poor girl was insulted by her grandma despite doing nothing wrong! Her sister got pregnant while still being single and unmarried. After learning the news, the surprised grandma told the other girl “We always thought it would be you.”

     

    Flickr Source: Flickr



     

    27) Pretty Harsh

     

    When a young man decided to tell his grandma he was gay, he definitely wasn’t expecting the response she gave! She didn’t react with anger or fear. She simply said “I always knew girls weren’t going to like you.” That’s pretty harsh, grandma!

     

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    28) A Cheeky Trick

     

    Grandmas are famous for their baking skills. They love to make cakes and cookies for their loved ones, but sometimes, the recipes could use a little work! One guy got a bunch of sugar cookies filled with jalapenos from his grandma in the mail after moving to college. She included a note, saying that the cookies proved she’d been thinking of him, but she decided to add jalapenos so he wouldn’t eat them and gain weight.

     

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    29) The Wise Old Catfish

     

    One grandma proved herself to be a master prankster when it was revealed that she’d been catfishing guys using her own granddaughter’s pictures! She’d been using the pics since the girl was just 17, adding them to dating apps and sites to trick men and getting a lot of laughs in the process.

     

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    30) That’s One Way To Get Grandkids

     

    Many older ladies want to have lots of grandkids and sometimes take matters into their own hands if they feel their children aren’t having much success in the romance department. When she saw an attractive cashier in a store, one old lady decided to give her a picture of her son and say “You look like my future daughter-in-law.”

     

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    31) Bark At The Moon

     

    A guy and his girlfriend decided to take the guy’s grandma out to a rock concert. It was late at night, and there was a full moon in the sky. Out of nowhere, the grandma cried out “Nothing turns me on like a full moon!” and started to howl like a wolf. Maybe she missed her meds that day?

     

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    32) How Kind…

     

    A woman was thrilled to welcome her new baby into the world. Her mom arrived, and the new grandma immediately held the baby in her arms, saying “You’re so beautiful! There’s no way those two made you!”

     

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    33) It’s Not Just A Game

     

    Grandmas often enjoy playing old card games with their grandkids, but you have to be careful! Some grandmas might just take the game casually and even let you win, but others get very competitive. One guy shared the story of how his grandma called him a “cheating [expletive]” and flipped the table over after losing a close game of gin rummy.

     

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    34) Say ‘Thank You’

     

    A woman once got a belt as a gift from her husband’s grandma. The old lady said that the belt was way too big for her, adding “I figured it would fit you just fine.”

     

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    35) This Grandma Knows No Shame

     

    Many of us love our grandparents because of how kind and supportive they are. They show us nothing but love and care. Unfortunately, that isn’t the case for everyone! One girl once heard her grandma say “I always thought Natalie was a white trash name.” The girl’s name was Natalie.

     

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    36) You Have To Earn It

     

    It can be quite scary for people to meet their partner’s parents and families. One girl was invited to her boyfriend’s family gathering. There, she met his grandma and they got on very well. The grandma gave the girl a big hug at the end and said she’d been happy to meet her. The girl said “I’m glad I have your approval!” but the grandma replied, “Oh, dear, just because we like you doesn’t mean we approve!”

     

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    37) This Grandma Knows Her Memes

     

    Many grandmas can barely work a keyboard or phone, let alone keep up with all the modern internet jokes and memes out there. Some of them, however, still act like teens and surprise us with their pop culture knowledge. When a 70-year-old grandma saw her grandson wearing some white Vans, she immediaely yelled out “Damn Daniel!” referencing the classic 2016 meme.

     

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    38) Hardcore!

     

    Grandmas are often very honest people. Sometimes, that honesty is brutal and hilarious all at once. When a grandma was asked if she’d be able to cook dinner for the whole family every single day, she responded by saying she’d rather take drugs.

     

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    39) Pray For Salvation

     

    Many older people are more religious than those of younger generations. Some of them like to remind us of this fact, as often as they possibly can! When a young woman simply commented that the weather was heating up, her grandma replied “You should start going to church more often because it’s even hotter in hell.” Ouch!

     

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    40) The Truth Comes Out

     

    Even the kindest grandma out there can have secret thoughts and opinions you might never know about. One old lady had hip surgery and was still feeling the effects of the drugs she’d been given, causing her to be a little more talkative than usual. She said to her granddaughter, “You’re not fat, you just look like a baby whale.”

     

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    41) That’s Just Mean

     

    When she was in college, one girl asked her grandma if she could teach her how to knit. She thought it would be a nice way for them to spend some quality time together, but she wasn’t expecting the grandma’s mean reply! The old lady agreed to the idea, saying “I think this will be good for you. It’ll keep your hands busy so you stop eating so much.”

     

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    42) Rambo Grandma Is Ready For Action

     

    Grandmas are sometimes seen as easy targets by thieves and other criminals. They tend to think that old ladies can’t defend themselves. However, one grandma proudly informed her family that she always carried a fully loaded pistol in her purse, ready for action if ever she finds herself in a dangerous situation.

     

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    43) So That’s How You Really Feel

     

    The whole family was celebrating when it was announced that a baby boy was on the way. Grandma immediately responded to the news by saying, in front of her only granddaughter, that “Granddaughters are good but grandsons are better.”

     

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    44) This Is Not How Grandmas Are Supposed To Behave

     

    A woman was eating out at a restaurant with her grandma. A baby was crying at a nearby table. The grandma stared over at the screaming infant and said “Can someone give that kid a plastic bag to play with?”

     

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    45) A Not-So-Happy Reunion

     

    After spending some time apart from our family members, it’s always exciting to see them again, but it doesn’t always go the way we hope! One girl hadn’t seen her grandma for over two years after being away at college. She finally met up with her at graduation. Upon seeing her granddaughter, the grandma said “You look a lot better in your Facebook pictures.”

     

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    46) Grandma Gets Her Own Theme Song

     

    One grandma randomly decided that her official ‘theme song’ was going to be hardcore party jam, Turn Down For What. Can you imagine that song blasting out every time your grandma walks into a room?

     

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    47) A Subliminal Message?

     

    One day, a girl’s mom was sitting on the couch and complained that she felt fat. The girl’s grandma promptly stood up and started walking out of the room, singing the words “It’s more than a feeling!”

     

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    48) Just For Laughs

     

    After breaking her leg, a grandma had to spend some time in a nursing home while she got better. Her roommate was very Christian and always had lots of visitors in the room. One day, just to mess with them and make herself laugh, the grandma told the visitors that she was a pagan.

     

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    49) Pretty Morbid

     

    As we’ve seen throughout this list, grandmas can be so brutal with their words. One very Catholic old lady once told her granddaughter that she actually wanted to die before the girl got married so that she didn’t have to attend a secular wedding. Cold as ice!

     

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    50) She’s The Boss

     

    This is quite a touching story to finish off the list. In quite a rough neighborhood where two rival gangs ruled the streets, most people were scared to even step outside or walk around in certain areas due to fears of violence. The only woman who could safely walk around wherever she liked was an old grandma because everyone respected her for the great work she’d done in the community. She knew nobody would mess with her and wasn’t going to be scared into staying home by anyone!

     

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    Wow! There are some pretty brutal grandmas out there, proving that the classic image of a sweet old lady baking cookies and always being kind isn’t always super accurate, after all.



    Have you ever had a grandma like this? Or were you one of the lucky ones to have nothing but sweet and supportive grandmas?

     

     

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